Lol, Coulson is all, “Maybe if I slip this behind my back he won’t notice… then I can add it to my collection of Captain America memorabilia.”
(Source: peetarue)
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
,Idolising an actor
How normal people do it: Put up posters and dream about themHow tumblr does it: Cry and shout at their existence
How David Tennant does it: Take over the character they play then marry their daughter
Archer Boy
Tony: He was a boy...Clint: Huh?
Tony: She was a girl...
Natasha: No.
Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
Clint: Wait a sec, I-
Tony: He shot arrows.
Natasha: Tony, stop-
Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
Natasha: STOP.
Tony: He wanted her.
Clint: Huh!?
Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
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